Jabba has us well trained. He wakes up Luke every morning when he is ready for breakfast by climbing onto his belly like a mountain goat and peering into his face. I always yell, but Luke will quickly explain that he was about to get up anyway. Luke and I sleep like dead bodies crammed into coffins on either side of our bed as Jabba sprawls out in the middle sucking the heat off of our bodies. Jabba gets fed 1/3 cup of food three times a day, I am convinced he knows how to tell time. If I am late on one of his feedings he will circle around his dish until his bowl is filled. For any fellow Pug owner, one would know that a Pug is born with the knowledge of what kind of power their eyes have over their "owners." They use this tool to manipulate, guilt, and trick at all times. I can not eat a snack without first having dark beady eyes staring up at me, little round wishing wells drowning me deep under their spell. Even though I am strict on what I feed my dog, he still is the boss.Monday, January 25, 2010
Jabba has us well trained. He wakes up Luke every morning when he is ready for breakfast by climbing onto his belly like a mountain goat and peering into his face. I always yell, but Luke will quickly explain that he was about to get up anyway. Luke and I sleep like dead bodies crammed into coffins on either side of our bed as Jabba sprawls out in the middle sucking the heat off of our bodies. Jabba gets fed 1/3 cup of food three times a day, I am convinced he knows how to tell time. If I am late on one of his feedings he will circle around his dish until his bowl is filled. For any fellow Pug owner, one would know that a Pug is born with the knowledge of what kind of power their eyes have over their "owners." They use this tool to manipulate, guilt, and trick at all times. I can not eat a snack without first having dark beady eyes staring up at me, little round wishing wells drowning me deep under their spell. Even though I am strict on what I feed my dog, he still is the boss.
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